Well, here's another joke that I came across recently... Laugh OK??
So there's this guy called Bubba who keeps blowing his own trumpet. According to him, almost everyone in the world knows who he is. One day, his Boss got fed up with his boasts and thought that he should put Bubba in his place. So, he took him to the US to disprove his empty claims. First they went to Hollywood where Tom Cruise was filming in the studio. Cruise immediately recognised Bubba and greeted him. The Boss was stunned. But he was still skeptic about Bubba's popularity. So, they went to the White House to see if George Bush even acknowledges Bubba and to his disbelief Bush embraced Bubba and asked him why he did not inform him earlier of his visit. As a final test, the Boss took Bubba to the Vatican and challenged him that if you can somehow pass through the strict security and stand up on the balcony along with the Pope, he would accept the fact that Bubba is world-renowned. And lo and behold, a few minutes later, Bubba was standing next to the Pope waving to the crowds below. When Bubba came back, he found that his Boss had had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. In the hospital, Bubba asked his Boss how this happened, the Boss replies, "Look, I can accept the fact that Tom Cruise knows you, I can even accept the fact that George Bush embraced you. I was shocked when you went up to the balcony where the Pope was standing but even that didn't affect me too much. But when the man standing next to me asked, "Hey, I know Bubba but who's that white-haired short bloke standing next to him?", and that's when I got the heart-attack."
Why I love this city #36 - 1. You can do anything and everything. 2. Increase your brain power with tantra. 3. Move on sucker. 4. Food clothing and girlfriends. 5. Mera naam mera kaam....
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